Thursday, November 27, 2003

Is it just me... #3:

I'm struggling for something witty to write, so is digging up an old theme really the way to go? Have I not thought of my long-suffering readers? Can their demanding nature be met with regurgitated tat? Ah well, life's a commercialised piece of plastic shit. And anyway if I described my first flatulation of the day, using only words that started with'b', it would still read better than 99% of the bunkum on this here big ol' internet of ours.
So, not even half-arsed here goes, life's big questions:

Why is phonetic not spelt with an 'f'?

Is there a hyphen in nit picking?

Why is there only one Monopolies and Mergers Commission?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and had them on at the same time?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Actually, I know the answer to the last question, without hypothetical questions I would have to put more effort into this bit of blog!